Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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