party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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