Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
I just spread your mom's ashes with my new girlfriend. I wouldve waited for you to fly home but she was uncomfortable in the house with her remains there. I'll mail you the urn since u handpainted it.
YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND ALREADY!?! WTF WE JUST HAD HER FUNERAL 3 WEEKS AGO!!!!!!!!!!!!
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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