She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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