And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
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