I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
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