I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
Randomize
