is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
fuck your aforementioned shoe
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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