With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
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