Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
Randomize
