I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
Randomize
