Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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