Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
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