Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
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