why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
You know it's an interesting night when you drunkenly scream at your boss, "You'd make a HORRIBLE OBGYN!! You're hands are ENORMOUS!"
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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