Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
Randomize
