Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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