He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
Randomize
