Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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