I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
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