dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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