sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
Seriously why is the deadbolt locked. This is the second time I'm having to sleep on the porch using my boots as my pillow. I can't wait till the next time your drunk.
Shhh, I'm sleeping. Just let it happen Jess.
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
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