At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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