i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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