with your own penis?
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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