I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
you know whats awesome about this morning. A suprise visit from my dad at 7:30 am. There was a pair of heels on the lawn and a girl sleeping in just her underwear on the floor of my living room. He either thinks im a champion or a total fuck up. I'm thinking fuck up but im hoping champion.
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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