She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
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