Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
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