dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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