My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
You said too many real things and now I need to crawl back inside my protective fort of sarcasm, being an asshole, and sass
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
Randomize
