do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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