2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
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