I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
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