Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
Randomize
