I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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