Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
the bouncer watched the girl drop her ID, saw me pick it up and say OMG SHE LOOKS LIKE ME, and then let me use it to get into the bar
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
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