the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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