we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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