Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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