I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
