Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
Screwed.edu
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
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