Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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