And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
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