this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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