he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
Dick very happy bro
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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