"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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