Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
and you said cock pushups were impossible
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
Got hit on at a funeral service by cougar. I think I just got Reverse Will Ferrell'd.
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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