there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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