This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
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