I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
I found the TV remote. It was in the washing machine along with the chicken wings you kept complaining to Domino's about that they 'never delivered'
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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