He had one of those small greek statue penises
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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