considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
Actions speak louder than pants.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
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